Thursday, September 30, 2010

Ochocinco's Cereal Taken Off Shelves...NOOOOO! - CINCINNATI -- Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a sex phone line because of a misprint on Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco's namesake cereal boxes.
The phone number is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of "Ochocinco's." But because the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, they get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.
Cincinnati-based Kroger Co. said Thursday it was pulling all Ochocinco cereal boxes from its grocery shelves because of the error. Some local stores had them on special display after the launch about a month ago.

Nooooooooooo! You can't take Ochocinco's off the shelf, I never got to try them. They just look so awesome even though they look like your average Cheerio...but that doesn't matter here, it's way to cool of a box to just take away from the kid's walking down the cereal isle. So what if the charity number connects you to a phone sex line...big deal. But I must say how the FUCK do you mix up a charity phone number with a phone sex number, either someone is dumb as fuck or someone pulled off the greatest prank of all time. So please makers of Ochocico's and Chad Ochocino yourself...(even though you scored 1000 points against me in week 1 of fantasy..fuck you) change the fucking phone number on the box and get these back so the flavor crystals can be in my mouth.

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